Sardar Genie...brilliant

A drunkard jobless Indian stumbled onto
a lamp. He rubbed on it and a magical
genie Singh with a turban appeared and
said "I grant you two wishes, Macha.."

The Indian thought for a while and said
"OK, I want to be rich like a Chinaman!

Poof! When the smoke disappeared, the
Indian was smartly dressed, hair jelled
and combed back like Chow Yuen Fatt
complete with handphone in hand. As he
walked towards his brand new shiny
Mercedes, he noticed his own
reflection.

Not only was he smartly dressed, he was
also much fairer in complexion. The
shocked Indian angrily summoned the
genie and complained "Are you deaf or
what? I said I wanted to be rich like a
Chinaman, not become a Chinaman!"

I don't want to be a Chinaman because
they cheat, lie and con their way to
become rich..."

The genie reminded him that he's
entitled to one more wish "What do you
want then, Muthu?"
To which Muthu quickly replied "I just
want to be rich and I don't want to
work!"

Poof! He was transformed into a Bumiputra...