'Sick' people roaming the streets of KL

My first encounter with this so call "sick people" was in Teluk Gadung KTM station. It was raining. A Malay soft dude bapuk was waiting under the flyover. He waved towards my direction. Thinking it was the dude behind me, I gave no second thoughts. After a while, he signaled "someone" ( read me, because I was the only one standing there, unless of course he can see dead ppl). I froze and buat bodoh. I started giving my best "stare'. The one where the eyes appear to be able to penetrate through any solid object.

The next train arrived and a younger, not so good looking Indian guy came out from the station. The Malay dude followed the Indian boy. I have no idea what happened to them.

Oh wait, there were two of them (bapuks). The other Malay bapuk I "forgot" to mention was waiting hiding somewhere around there. The best part ? It was First Day of Raya. Maybe the Malay guys bapuks just wanted sex duit raya. :p


Second encouter was today ( 7th Dec) at Bangsar Putra LRT - Toilet
Had to let go, and in the MEN's bathroom we have this big tank/outlet for quick release. On my left there was this Chinese guy and my only option was to take the one on the right.

Jeng Jeng

Opens Zip

Looked down & was almost going to aim and shoot when thru the corner of my eye I saw the guy's head turning towards my direction. Err.

Maintain. Trying to shoot. Mechanism did not engage. Must be a freeze in the cockpit.

Looked down and tried focusing. *warning*warning* system failure.

Weird. I'm sure I KNEW I wanted to pee.

Chinese dude starts playing with his ding dong. It's hard not to notice when he keeps pulling it OUT into open space, shaking it front back left right and THEN take a look at me and tries peeking into my SPACE. He gave that weird scary smile too as a token.

My damm freaking peeing space. No one does that. Not normal people.

Now I'm screwed. Not easy to run with the ding dong outside it's safety zone. Maintain machoness. Forced mechanism to kick start.

Mission complete. Mechanism exits into safety zone when the Chinese dude looks at me, smile and says "Baru lepas kerja ka ?"

CABUT !!!