"It is official."
These were the exact words uttered by WONDERBOY when asked about him naming his automobile "the wonderer". Many were taken aback, given the fact that the supercharged vehicle's existance was well hidden from public knowlegde as well as the villains.
Raju (not his real name), a villain, felt insecure and demanded that the STM ( superheroes and supervillains transport ministry) take a look at the wonderer for illegal weapons and illegal modifications. The ministry has refused to be drawn into the latest saga involving both superheroes and supervillains. Currently the Ministry is busy drawing up plans to increase the toll charges for a number of hidden highways used only by superheroes and villains.
Quoting another supervillain, Ah Chong ( again, not his real name) " We (the villains) would want to ask the governing body of superheroes and supervillain, what are they doing to increase the equity and economic growth among the villains. The government introduced Villains Get Reach Scheme (VGRS) 30 years ago and we have yet to register a healthy margin. Despite the scheme, more superheroes are owning more powerful vehicles and are easily capturing us."
Recently there were sightings of Hisham (not his real name), waving a keris mid-air suggesting a crisis is about to take place. He was not available for comments at press time.
- Bermama Reutterz -
p/s : Why Wonderer, answers below :
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wanderer
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wonderer
pp/s: Goku, Wonderboy drives the Wonderer. Baru syiok...
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