Simply Brilliant

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with
her
young husbands constant
demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for
him, to cut down on the
amount of times that they will have to make love
for the rest of their
marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a
piece of paper, "Honey, you
know I love you, but your never ending requests
for sex are leaving me
drained and really tired. So I propose that we
only have sex on days that
start with the letter 'T', to minimize the
frequency of our lovemaking
sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just
understand where I am coming from,
and let me know if my request is too demanding of
you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator
magnet and sticks the note
to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved
husband will be
understanding and accepting of her proposal when
he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the
refrigerator and notices that her
note has been replaced with a note from her
husband that reads, "Baby, I
didn't' realize that I was putting you under so
much pressure and I'm
sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the
extra step of listing at the
bottom of this letter, those days starting with
the letter 'T' to make
sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still
TODAY; I am waiting for you upstairs."