Indian Mum - Beware

Message: Phone rings. INDIAN MOTHER (in
strong Indian >
accent)
> picks up the phone and answers:
>
> Indian Mother: Hello?
> Daughter: Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with
you tonight?
>
> Indian Mother: You're going out? chi chi chi chi
> Daughter: Yes.
>
> Indian Mother: With whom?
> Daughter: With a friend.
>
> Indian Mother: I don't know why you left your
husband.
> He is such a good man.
> Daughter: I didn't leave him. He left me!
>
> Indian Mother: You let him leave you, and now
you go out with
> anybodies and nobodies.
> Daughter: I do not go out with anybody. Can I
bring over the kids?
>
> Indian Mother: I never left you to go out with
anybody except
> your father.
> Daughter: There are lots of things that you did
and I don't.
>
> Indian Mother: What are you hinting at?
> Daughter: Nothing. I just want to know if I can
bring the kids
> over tonight.
>
> Indian Mother: You're going to stay the night
with him? What will
> your husband say if he finds out?
> Daughter: My EX husband. I don't think he
would be bothered.
> From the day he left me, he probably never
slept alone!
>
> Indian Mother: So you're going to sleep over at
this loser's place?
> Daughter: He's not a loser.
>
> Indian Mother: A man who goes out with a
divorced woman with
> children is a loser and a parasite.
> Daughter: I don't want to argue. Should I bring
over the kids or not?
>
> Indian Mother: Poor children with such a mother.
> Daughter: Such a what?
>
> Indian Mother: With no stability. No wonder
your husband left you.
> Daughter: ENOUGH!!!
>
> Indian Mother: Don't scream at me. You
probably scream at this
> loser too!
> Daughter: Now you're worried about the loser?
>
> Indian Mother: Ah, so you see he's a loser. I
spotted him
> immediately.
> Daughter: Goodbye mother.
>
> Indian Mother: Wait! Don't hang up! When are
you bringing them over?
> Daughter: I'm not bringing them over! I'm not
going out!
>
> Indian Mother: If you never go out, how do you
expect to meet anyone?