If marriages are solved this easily..

The method - Yahoo Messenger.
Just use emoticon to express your emotion. No raising of voices, no violance and don't have to face each other. My VR life.

*Warning : boredom at work and a helpful- understanding friend made this happen. Do not try with unknown ppl. You may end up with a black eye and crooked nose. Don't say I did not warn you.

p/s : All blanks are missing emoticons. Do ignore.

the wife: one day we shud go 4 satay la
the husband: yup..we should.
the husband: once i get my car.
the husband: we organize a trip
the husband: 2 cars can go.
the husband:
the wife: ok oso
the wife: tapi masing2x bayar sndr
the husband: yelah
the husband: adui
the husband: satay is soo expensive
the husband: u want i blanja u
the husband:
the wife: my darlin its ok
the husband: hahaha
the husband: so long never clal u tai tai
the husband:
the wife: very sweet of u 2 offer
the wife: hehe
the wife: wanna divorce ah
the husband: why al >?
the husband: wat i din do for u ?
the husband: we shall not having this conversation anymore...we are not getting divorced and thats final...
the husband: topic closed.
the husband: think about our children...do u want them to suffer ?
the husband:
the wife: we dont hav any
the husband: uh yeah..sorry.,.thats another wife
the husband:
the wife: adapavi
the husband: hehe
the husband: no la.
the husband: chumma...
the husband: for now..i wont betray u.
the husband:
the wife: now i want a divorce
the husband: nooooo...cannot..
the husband: u think this one market ah..
the husband: wabbna buy sell.
the husband:
the wife: now u wont
the wife: u oni say 4 now u wont betray me
the wife: later u will la?
the husband: later..when the time comes for us to move on ..
the husband: i may have to let go.
the husband:
the wife: i c
the wife: but eventualy
the wife: we will get a divorce la
the husband: humm....yeah..another 10 yers time
the wife: y 10
the husband: i like round number
the husband:
the wife: tak guna
the wife: y on earth i marry u
the wife: u la force me into it
the husband: i did not..
the husband: it was arranged marriage
the husband: but we have learn about each ...little little..
the husband: i would have love to have a love marriage
the husband: wat to do..
the husband: ur aunty come and say this ponnu..very sweet..
the husband: her laugh can melt ppl heart.
the husband: thru enuf..all i ever did was to hear u laugh...
the husband: i said okie.
the husband: i never forced u.
the wife: who ask u 2 say ok
the wife: i didnt even wan 2 get married
the husband: ur aunty said..that oni
the husband: she duwan to get married
the husband: very choosy...
the husband: i said...nvr mind show my picture.
the wife: y u belive her
the husband: the next moment..u said okie.
the husband: haissh.
the wife: i nvr did
the husband: u nvr saw the pic ?
the husband: haiyo..that means ur aunty bluffed la.
the wife: i was tricked
the husband: hiassh...same like rice mother...
the wife:
the wife: wat 2 do
the husband: why din say anything when on the mandapam.
the husband: still can stop the marriage ryte ?
the husband: or why din say anything..when i saw u on the eve..
the husband: when i curi curi came to ur house ?
the wife: my aunty said she will hang herself
the husband: i noticed u were a bit tensed..but i thought it was normal for a girl ..just before her big day
the husband: leaving her p[arents..
the husband: leaving behing the life she knew and living with a man she knew just for a few months.
the husband: i aso din ask.
the husband: u aso din tell.
the wife: my aunty riuned my life
the wife:
the husband: no..if the oni person who ruin ur life is me.
the husband: dun blame ur aunty.
the husband: if not for ur aunty i would not have known u.
the wife: y is dat
the husband: i would not had the chance to understand u.
the husband: if ur not happy.its my fault.
the husband: a hsband must know how to keep his wife..
the husband: marriage takes 2...to make it a success.
the wife: i oso haven been puttin my effort
the husband: u tell wat..wat else should i do ?
the husband: i've been coming from work straigh everyday.
the husband: i know..i've been late still..
the husband: its hard earning a promotion in the office.
the husband: u know i'm doing this for the family.
the wife: yes dear i no
the wife: its just not meant to be
the husband: havent i taken u on holidays ?
the husband: havent i bought u sarees ?
the husband: havent i took u viting ur parents every2-3 months ?
the husband: havent i let u have fun with ur friends?
the husband: wat havent i done ?
the wife: ur r a gud hsbnd
the husband: then ?
the husband: u see now i become emo dee..
the husband:
the wife: but maybe u r not 4 me
the husband: wat do u mena by that. ?
the wife: pls dont be
the husband: though i picture my wife to be diff..
the wife: i no u wanted a luv marraige
the husband: but getting u..i nvr thought about it again
the husband: i was happy.
the husband: i blieve i was blessed
the wife: so u shud go 4 de gal of ur dreams
the husband: no...i've got my dream girl.
the wife: u r nice 2 me
the wife: more den wat i expected
the husband: den..pls dont tell its not meant to be
the husband:
the wife: dont u fil our relatoinship is not goin any where
the husband: where do u want it to go ?
the husband: we are husbadn and wife
the husband: there is no where to go...
the husband: u mean we arent as romantic as before ?
the husband: u mean i have been paying attention to u ?
the wife: dats not it
the husband: den ?
the wife: do we luv each other
the husband: i do.
the husband: do u ?
the wife: i do but all tis while i thought u dont
the husband: wat made u think that ?
the wife: i dunno
the husband: aden ?
the wife: i no u wanted a luv marriage
the husband: it does not matter anymore.
the husband: i'm married.
the wife: i tot u hated me
the wife: 4 stopin u
the husband: i wont change this for anything else.wats wrong with loving after marriage ?
the husband: in life u dont always get wat u want.
the husband: and i learnt that long ago.
the husband: i know ur fav team is MU...which i enver b4 marriage
the husband: i now know u like football.
the husband: how great is that..
the husband: i always wished that.
the husband: i know u love reading.
the husband: i love reading too.
the husband: isnt that learning about each other. ?
the husband: i know u like satay...
the husband:
the wife: i dat case
the wife: i dont have anytg to say
the wife: its perfect
the husband: so are we clear about not divorcing each other.. ?
the husband: are we clear that...despite our problems..we shall sort it out ?
the wife: sure
the husband: we will be true to each other..and be transparent..
the husband: we will confide in each other no matter wat ?
the wife: of course
the husband: okie cantik..now bring me my coffee....penat dee
the husband:
the wife: dat is wat a marriage is 4 rite
the husband:
the husband: yes...
the husband: for me to talk...and for u to make me coffee..
the husband: now i know why i like u...other than ur laugh..
the husband: u can make good coffee
the wife: i dont no how 2 make coffe dear
the wife: i was givin u milo
the husband: it tasted like coffee la..
the husband: maybe neslo kot ?
the husband: u see...despite wat u make..i still liked it.
the husband: okie now go make ..wat ever that is u make and give me.