'Pets'

One thing through out my studying experience in MMU, I've come to notice the number of 'pet' brothers and sisters. I've mentioned it before in this blog as well.


How to know your a pet ;
1. Only you hang out with them
2. You may seem like an important person because everything your 'owner' does, he depends on you ( eating, sports, studying)
3. Only 1 pet at a time. You won't have a pet of your own. You are the PET.
4. You hear great tales from your owners about themselves and all the sacrifices, the heroic deeds not forgetting those smelly rotting stories about how others are EVIL.



Reason's why people keep pets ;
1. As a couple, you're stuck with your partner most of the time, having a pet makes it three-some.
2. When ever you're out as a couple and wanting to take pictures, your pet is always there.
3. You're angry at your opposite partner, you let it go on your pet.
4. The pet has skills like driving the owner around or much smarter than the owners at everything.
5. Lonely people NEED pets. Oh yes !! Shallow absent minded people as well.


How not to be a ;
1. Fight back and question your dignity. Even pets should not be treated like shit.


Of course your pet ain't stupid to be there all the time. Even dogs bite. The thing about pets is assuming you treat it well, it treats you well but never never piss the pet. It will strike back. The hand that feeds best owns the pet. Your pet maybe a 'lalang'. Blame it on your stupidity !