Muthu scores !!

This is certainly not MUTHU. I just loved his expression...

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October
Which year?
Muthu: .....EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to Muthu at an interview Can you spell a word that has more
than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife,Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No!Why?
Muthu: In London a lady asked me Are
you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu: Any great man born in this
village???
Muthu: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Muthu writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.Then he cut it's second leg and
told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the
same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach
didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why??? A woman journalist
walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..


When Muthu was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.


Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There
he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how
will you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!