Afraid

I'm afraid,
Afraid I'll never fall in love,
Afraid I think too much,
Till I lose everything,
Everything that belong to me !

Afraid I'll never experience true love,
Afraid I'll be rejected,
Afraid I'll never make out before marriage,
Afraid I'll never have sex (nah..skip that)
Afraid I'll never get married.

One fine day, Mama comes around,
While I'm busy wanking away,
"Elo son, this is your wife,
Though she's fat and ugly,
Don't worry, she's CEYLONESE !!"

Arrgghhh....aahhhh ( not me screaming in pleasure, just PAIN)

Afraid I looked to far,
Only to be blinded by foolishness,
Of things I hold so dear,
My believes, my principles,
Burned in fire, fire to ashes,
Ashes fading with the wind,
I lose it all,
Afraid, so afraid,
Afraid I can never tell,
I love YOU.

( Hokey, I'm not trying to say ceylonese girls are ugly or stupid or anything. Clearing this up before someone comes along a creates a miniseries)